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September 23, 2021

'STAY OUT OF NATURE'

Terrified woman hears 'squeak' then finds bat hanging upside-down on her crotch

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

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Two words attention seeking woman, "ejaculating rectum."

Hopefully, it'll match the ones in her belfry, or did the one in her crotch say "Louisville Slugger"?

It's always in the last place you'd expect it.

She will never wear a skirt or dress ever again.

She must have a large vaginal prolapse to be attracting bats in search of a dark, moist, cavern to roost in.

She needs to see either a gynecologist or a spelunker a.s.a.p.

Just guessing that her response was a little louder than a squeak.

The woman was terrified — what about the poor bat?

Okay, the reader comment that made it worthwhile was "Alfred, let me in!..."

Sorry to hear the husband died of cat-related injuries.

Hemingway would have used this style of story opening:

"Clinging high inside a lady's crotch hangs a skinny and withered bat. No one has explained what the insect-eating animal was seeking in such a place."

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