'POLICE WERE EVERYWHERE'

Officers raid 'drug house' to find two centrally-heated guinea pigs

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[Le Petomane]

I have to ask: Just how do you install central-heating in a guinea pig?

[When pigs fly]

Sounds like an honest mistake to me. Most likely an undercover cop running a sting operation overheard a John say that guy has two pigs chained up in his garage and he's got heat. Naturally they thought that two of their brethren were being held in a hostage situation, hence the large response.

[Rod Nunley]

In some parts of South America, "centrally-heated guinea pigs" would refer to supper cooking on a spit.

[Heisenberg]

So they are flying overhead with thermal scanners? Thanks for the tip!

[LeDud]

You can take my centrally-heated guinea pig from my cold stiff hands.....

[Laurie Ann-Farr Bobskill]

This has me more angry than laughing.

[man tom]

Sounds like the same idiots who yesterday had attached a lock at the street to our city water supply line because the neighboring building's owner had requested his water be shut down until a new tenant had it turned back on. Idiots from the city were scrambled about everywhere attempting to find the employee who had the key to unlock our water supply.

[MOTW]

When centrally-heated guinea pigs are outlawed, only outlaws will have centrally-heated guinea pigs.

No word yet on African or European centrally-heated guinea pigs.

[pharmaross]

Adolescents usually start out casually using external centrally-heated guinea pigs in their teenage years, and then advance to the internal hard use of gerbils as they seek a more intense euphoria.

[LeDud]

I have a feeling I'll get fired if I follow pharmaross's link.....

[steverino]

Perhaps the Guinea pigs had the dope.