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September 14, 2021

PENGUINS FROM SPACE

The strange revelation came after traces of a chemical known as phosphine were found in the bird’s poo.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Woman: Hi.
Scientist: Hi, there.
Woman: Nice party.
Scientist: Yes, it's nice to get out every once and a while.
Woman: So .. what is it that you do?
Scientist: I study penguin doo doo.
Woman: See you around .. bye!

Rare Bird before they hanged their name to Phosphine Venus Penguins.

So, who's been feeding the penguins pumpkin spice hard seltzer BL smoothies?

This is too narrow of a focus for a scientific study. They just looked at Venus for phosphine? They need to study Uranus before jumping to conclusions.

Penguin poo here on Earth needs an expert opinion. Have they asked Batman for his advice on Penguin poo?

Penguin Poo was Plan 10 From Outer Space. It would have been a stinker if it had made a movie.

Penguins poop so much they get hemorrhoids, thus causing them to waddle.

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