'MYSTERIOUSLY' IS CODE FOR 'ACTING ON ORDERS FROM THE SQUIRRELS'

Otters are mysteriously attacking people and dogs in Alaska's largest city

(Thanks to wiredog)

Comments

[wiredog]

This would be otterly terrifying to experience.

[cfjk]

They otter know better.

[FL grouper in withdrawal]

I blame AGW, those drugs used to be floating in the Gulf Stream towards Florida Man, but with it's collapse those drugs can be found floating almost anywhere now, & soon Alaska Man's reputation will rival that of Florida Man's. If you think coked-up otters are bad, just wait until you encounter your first meth beaver.