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September 30, 2021


'Missing' Drunk Man Spent Hours Helping a Search Party Look for Himself

(Thanks to many people)


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Haven’t we all been to that party before?

It's always the last place you look, right?

This is my nomination for Post of the Year, So Far which we actually don't have, but still.

Isn't finding yourself what going to college is really all about? That should make him eligible for quite a few real world applicable credits.

Mr. Mutlu was able to find himself in day 6 of searching. He had originally claimed to be the missing man's twin brother and had the search party start searching by having drinks in bars his brother frequented. After all were drunk enough to count, he had them follow paths his brother would likely have taken. When the search party ran out of money to buy drinks, he staggered out the bar only to return shortly, claiming to be the lost twin brother.

Unclear on the concept.

Well, that pretty much sums up politics in the 2020's.

"The best hiding place is the most obvious.." Sherlock Holmes

I don't see how anybody could complain. After all, they found him, didn't they?

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