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September 28, 2021


Man found asleep in pile of stolen chicken fingers, meth

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Christopher Shelley)


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Man, if I had a dollar for every time I've passed out like that...

He looks like the accompanying picture to the headline:

Mega Star Denmark Rock group cancel remaining dates of U.S. Tour

Looks like the work of another narcokleptic.

Some people just have a difficult time readjusting to living back in society. He would have benefited greatly if there was a halfway-stadium for him to have moved into during the readjustment period.

Wait, chickens have fingers? Next you're going to tell me that buffaloes have wings.

A loyal Los Pollos Hermanos customer, no doubt.

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