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September 30, 2021

CELEBRITY LIFESTYLE UPDATE

Shakira: Singer attacked by a pair of wild boars

(Thanks to wiredog)

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Sounds like she was the victim of a Moorish curse.

Same, same.

Shakira or wild boars---Shakira or wild boars...I'm thinking it over, I'm thinking.....

So now you need to carry a spare sack of groceries for tossing to the boars. Or you could just pack a concealed Shakira. That could also protect you from a J. Lo attack.

Wild boars are nothing to mess with. There was a story from earlier this year of an elderly couple who were waiting on their at home health care worker to arrive. After a while, the woman opened her door and saw the other woman's car with several boars eating her health care worker! Seriously, do not mess with wild boars.

It could have been worse. She could have been attacked by wild bores.

She'd probably think so....

The wild boar story is sort of like the peacocks in Coconut Grove.

One more reason to NEVER sing "Copacobana" in public.

You know it must be true. Shakira don't lie. Or is that her hips?

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