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September 30, 2021


Sculpture of Humpty Dumpty on a toilet stolen in Wisconsin

(Thanks to Patrick Lenon and pharmaross)


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The odds are, when the sculpture is found, all the kings horses and all the kings men won't be able to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

Hey, how come I have to share credit for this one? This was in my HOME TOWN. I have to LIVE with these people!

And police have etc, etc.

That's just terrible. (I hope it's on eBay real soon.)

Given the Big Wien suffered a similar fate I'm guessing some gang, possibly Antifa, is planning a nativity scene display somewhere in Wisconsin.

I loved nursery rhymes as a kid.

If it ends up on a granite pedestal on the lawn in front of the U. S. Capitol, I'm ok with that.

If Big Wein shows up in Flathead County, we would raise gas money for the owners come here and haul the ghastly thing away. We DO have our community standards to uphold.

Confession is good for the soul isn't it padraig?

Given Humpty's expression, it looks like things aren't coming out well.

Humpty Dumpty sat on his rump.
Humpty Dumpty took a great dump...

Coincidence: Just yesterday I finished reading "The Librarians and the Mother Goose Chase" (based on the TV series), which prominently featured Humpty Dumpty (but not on a toilet).


I withdraw any and all credit and noted attribution for sending this Humpty Dump story to Dave and convey all credit I received to you.

A Home Town story deservedly should be credited to an alert reader that is a native to where it occurred... (although it's challenging to cede credit from a former Wolverine & Spartan to a Badger).

Jefferson, Lee, and now, Humpty Dumpty himself.
Where will it all end?

@padraig-- I feel your pain. Living where we do takes a certain amount of understanding and large amounts of beer to get by.

Perhaps he/s competing in the Outhouse Nationals?

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