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Bepanted shovel-toting farmer wins privacy payout from France TV
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Wouldn't that mean with pants?
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Posted by: Fruity Looms | September 18, 2021 at 11:55 AM
With the large settlement, the bepanted farmer can afford to buy two pairs of pants.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 18, 2021 at 12:52 PM
Sounds like the opening line at a nudist wedding: "Dearly depanted, we are gathered here today..."
Posted by: cfjk | September 18, 2021 at 01:42 PM
Surely that is "depanted"?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 18, 2021 at 02:37 PM
Is there anything the English language can't do?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 18, 2021 at 03:02 PM
Jeff--Wouldn't someone returning from the dead as a zombie be called, "Deplanted?"
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | September 18, 2021 at 06:24 PM
Made me think up the word "mispanted."
"I seem to have become mispanted."
Posted by: Rick | September 18, 2021 at 09:07 PM
@R: Kinda like when one barfs at a bar? Excuse me, I mispuked.
Posted by: The Depanted | September 19, 2021 at 07:41 AM
Wouldn't the more correct term be "enpanted?" Similar to the term culinary artists use to describe dishes that are, "enrobed" in a covering of some sort.
Posted by: Libby | September 20, 2021 at 10:04 PM