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September 18, 2021

'BEPANTED?'

Bepanted shovel-toting farmer wins privacy payout from France TV

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Wouldn't that mean with pants?

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Protection from showing your bird begins at home.

With the large settlement, the bepanted farmer can afford to buy two pairs of pants.

Sounds like the opening line at a nudist wedding: "Dearly depanted, we are gathered here today..."

Surely that is "depanted"?

Is there anything the English language can't do?

Jeff--Wouldn't someone returning from the dead as a zombie be called, "Deplanted?"

Made me think up the word "mispanted."
"I seem to have become mispanted."

@R: Kinda like when one barfs at a bar? Excuse me, I mispuked.

Wouldn't the more correct term be "enpanted?" Similar to the term culinary artists use to describe dishes that are, "enrobed" in a covering of some sort.

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