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September 18, 2021

ADVICE FOR AUSTRALIANS PLANNING TO DO THE LAUNDRY:

Don't.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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What does " that guy down under " have to say about this ?

"If someone is bitten they should call tripple-0 immediately."

In Australia the call would be answered by a robot:
"Your call is important to us. We are experiencing a backlog of bites. Please stay on the line and your emergency call will be answered in the order it was received. Your expected wait time is eight hours---Please stay on the line."

I have the same problem when I try to wash my socks.

Ring around the collar.
Ring around the collar!

If I had a viper in the house, I'd get it to vipe the vindows.

Didn't Snake Orgy open for The Sex Pistols?

"they're actually quite shy"
Based on what evidence?

Ed, probably because, according to the bottom of the story, they aren't venomous, and don't even have fangs.

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