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September 13, 2021

A REAL-LIFE HALLMARK MOVIE

It Took the Owner of Swanky Restroom Trailers Time to Find Her Happy Place, But It Was Sure Worth the Wait

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A Party Pooper Entrepooneur Flushed With Pride

Bulbhead late night commercial: A suggestion.

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This is what happens when the proud owner of a two-holer hits the lotto and goes from stanky to swanky. Dave, this may be a sign that you're spending too much time in the hinterlands, so may you soon return to the joys of frozen iguanas and the road rage episodes of I-95.

My grandma had a swanky, two-sitter, restroom.

"I wanted a company name different from anybody else"

Yes... "Poopy's Potties" will certainly take care of that.

It's refreshing to see a business that proudly advertises crappy service. Most often it comes as an unexpected surprise.

Surely "Swanky Restroom Trailers" is a double oxymoron?

I know, don't call you Shirley.

This is what happens when you won't stop to let your poor wife pee.

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