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September 23, 2021

A PAIR OF FLORIDA LICENSES ARE ON THE WAY

Copulating couple’s car rolls, flips over after handbrake released during romp

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Emily, Leslie and w)

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New to the 2022 Toyota Yaris to be released later this month, added console room. First to do away with the pesky emergency brake lever, then add valuable leg room to accommodate an instance of an intensified onboard sexual encounter.

That was MY move! Release the parking brake and rollover. (And don't believe the myth, James Bond always liked to shaken and then stirred.)

Cue Carole King's "I Feel the Earth Move."

Ah, the original meaning of "rock and roll".

It's no fun to roll over and get Yaris pounded.

Do it in darkness...to keep yourself from goin' blind, Har.

^5 Jeff M!! Also, Aretha's You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman
also snork @ "car-nal misadventure"

Kopulating Kouples? Are they the new Keystone Kops?

Soon to be another Farmer's Insurance ad.

Le Petomane beat me to it...

I suppose it would have ruined the mood if he said, "I'll be right back. I have to set the wheel chocks."

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