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September 23, 2021

A PAIR OF FLORIDA LICENSES ARE ON THE WAY

Copulating couple’s car rolls, flips over after handbrake released during romp

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Emily, Leslie and w)

FLORIDIAN + FLATHEAD = CRITICAL MASS

5:04 p.m.  A Floridian who had previously been unable to find the library was now at the library and unable to find his car.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

TRAFFIC ADVISORY

The great tarantula migration is underway in Colorado

(Thanks to The Perts)

'STAY OUT OF NATURE'

Terrified woman hears 'squeak' then finds bat hanging upside-down on her crotch

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

IT HAD *BETTER* BE RARE

Man poops out of penis due to rare condition

(Thanks to AmoebaStampede and DaninDallas)

THAT SHOULD DO THE TRICK

Scientists Are Trying To Save Texas Ocelots. So They Sent Testicles To Ohio

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

ALMOST THE PERFECT CRIME

Lake City man steals car, tries to trade it back to same dealership days later

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, Jim Kenaston, Barry Nester and pharmaross)

 
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