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September 13, 2021

A REAL-LIFE HALLMARK MOVIE

It Took the Owner of Swanky Restroom Trailers Time to Find Her Happy Place, But It Was Sure Worth the Wait

PERHAPS IT WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM TOM CRUISE

Runaway cow stops rush hour traffic on motorway

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

FINAL ARCOLA BROOMCORN FESTIVAL AND PARADE UPDATE

Among the superstar entertainers on hand was Todd "The Tater" Fultz, who brought his legendary Rockin' Tater Show. Here we are posing with the legendary trailer.

Tater

Among the superstar celebrities marching with the World Famous Lawn Rangers was the legendary Captain America, posing here between us and our legendary cousin-in-law and fellow Ranger Ron "Mow-Ron" Ungerman.

Rangers

The refreshing beverages Ranger Ungerman and I are holding are the legendary "Spotted Cow" brand.

WELL IT WAS A LARGE SPIDER

Woman screamed so loud at spider that five police officers turned up on her doorstep

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN CRICKET

Dog retrieves ball during Women's All-Ireland T20 Cup semi-final

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

A SCORNED wife raided her ex-husband's cryogenics lab and stole the frozen brains of people who hoped to be brought back to life.

(Thanks to Ranald Adams, Bill Hudgins, Le Petomane and Barry Nester)

THE SQUIRRELS ARE LIKE, 'AMATEURS'

Bobcat attacks Ring doorbell at Georgia home as opossum watches

(Thanks to Ralph)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Tom Cruise parachutes into field of cows which 'topple over in confusion'

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

 
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