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September 08, 2021

DUQUOIN: ALMOST AS EXCITING AS ARCOLA

Officers find dentures at the DuQuoin State Fair

(Thanks to man tom)

CLIMATE CHANGE UPDATE

Zebras Spotted in Prince George's County

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

YOU HAVE NO DOUBT ALREADY MARKED YOUR CALENDAR, BUT:

This weekend is the world-famous Arcola Broomcorn Festival. Once again, despite popular demand, the world-famous Lawn Rangers precision lawnmower-and-broom marching unit, of which this blog is a proud anonymous member, will appear in the parade. If you live anywhere in the greater Midwest, please hide your children and your more-attractive livestock. 

THE MEDICAL SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Doctor warns against holding in farts and says it can have grim consequences

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

THE VERY ESSENCE OF FLORIDA

A tense standoff between Florida authorities and an armed suspect became even more dangerous over the weekend when a naked 28-year-old woman suddenly drove into the crime scene on a golf cart, according to reports.

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Le Petomane)

CSI: IDAHO

Caldwell man, 49, accused of stealing lizards

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

He can have ours.

 
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