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September 04, 2021

GIVE OR TAKE

Woman claims to have ‘maybe an ounce’ of weed, authorities find 20 lbs.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ATTENTION JOBSEEKERS:

Weeki Wachee Springs State Park holding mermaid auditions

(Thanks to pharmaross)

For more information on the mermaids of Weeki Wachee, consult any reputable Florida guide book.

GUYS IN ACTION

Omaha man stabs himself in leg while driving, holding knife and eating Taco Bell

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

GUESS THE CONTINENT

Terrifying Video Shows Two Pythons Fighting After Falling From Ceiling

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IT SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Cops: Husband Was "Covered In Meat Sauce" After Domestic Spaghetti Battery

(Thanks to pharmaross)

LAKE ERIE CLAIMS IT WAS THE DOG

Mystery odor in Ohio communities blamed on Lake Erie

(Thanks to [appropriately enough] Le Petomane, who says "Cleveland is still being investigated.")

DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH

Wealthy woman moons police

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SO THE TENANT WAS STILL ALIVE?

Landlord finds 19 tarantulas, 1 python left behind by tenant

(Thanks to Jane Linderman, Ralph and EricY)

MORE THAN 17? BECAUSE THAT'S THE NUMBER THIS BLOG HAD IN MIND.

More skunks can do handstands than we thought

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

 
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