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Posted by: MOTW | August 31, 2021 at 11:32 AM
As long as he has a clearly posted sign that says: "RING BELL AT YOUR OWN RISK! & BEWARE OF THE BRICKS!" there shouldn't be a problem.
Posted by: THE GLASS HOUSE hoa | August 31, 2021 at 11:47 AM
The MAN has a doorbell.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | August 31, 2021 at 12:29 PM
Later in the story, perhaps even more interesting:
The news came just five days after BBC reported that another man was arrested for flying a god in a Helium Balloon.
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 31, 2021 at 01:06 PM
Since when does a pit bull need to throw bricks? Don't they just usually shred people?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | August 31, 2021 at 01:08 PM
Good boy!
Posted by: vaporsmith | August 31, 2021 at 01:15 PM
Wait 'til the Mets hear about this!
Posted by: Lucky Jack | August 31, 2021 at 03:33 PM