SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON
Neuroscientists Detect Remarkable 'Brain Waves' in Lab-Grown Mini Brains
(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)
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August 26, 2021
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In related news, their attempt at a lab-grown ass yielded not only the type of brain waves usually found only in adolescent males but also some very significant rip-tides.
Posted by: cfjk | August 26, 2021 at 11:54 AM
But Dave, doesn't Washington already have enough mini-brains?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | August 26, 2021 at 12:06 PM
Why, in the wide world of sports, would neuroscientists waste the time and effort to grow mini brains? We need them super sized and turned out on assembly lines like Henry Ford did Model T's.
Installing the super sized brains in some people (politicians mainly) may take some moderate skull remodeling but the results *should* be positive. After all, what could go wrong?
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 26, 2021 at 12:14 PM
I'll bet lab grown mini brains cant say " lab grown mini brains " ten times fast.
Posted by: Clankie | August 26, 2021 at 12:40 PM
Pluripotent Stem Cells toured with Devo. Later renamed Abnormal Oscillations.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | August 26, 2021 at 01:48 PM
Injecting a human fat gene to supersize it could make it useful in the real world. Pinch me.
Posted by: man tom | August 26, 2021 at 02:23 PM
Edgar?
Posted by: MOTW | August 26, 2021 at 02:59 PM
AB Normal?
Posted by: Igor (not pharmaross) | August 26, 2021 at 03:01 PM
Clankie---I can't say "lab grown mini brains" ten times fast. Does this mean I have a fully developed brain or did I inherit Abby Normal's thinker?
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | August 26, 2021 at 06:29 PM