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August 31, 2021

PSYCHOLOGISTS TACKLE THE TOUGH QUESTIONS

Would men be more willing to assist women with nipple erection as opposed to those without?

(Thanks to Bulova)

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To improve business maybe bars would want to be more selective. Instead of ladies night, now they can have ladies with erect nipples night.

Would anyone be willing to cover the door?

What kind of "assistance" are we talking about here?...

The more scientific studies I read, the more I wish I had grown up to become a scientist. Getting PAID to conduct studies such as this one was an opportunity lost...sigh!

This sounds like a study that could be concluded very quickly. But I bet they spent a lot of time on it anyway.

IF you want these erect nipples, you'll have to take them from my cold, sweaty hands!

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The study revealed men perceived women with nipple erection...blah, blah, blah... which in academic psychological circles, coincides directly with a recent Canadian study where an insane group of study people from Canada, when sexually stimulated by headless women with erect nipples, found their desire for sex with oneself, not with a partner, abruptly ended the study and everyone was sent home.

The study revealed men perceived women with nipple erection...blah, blah, blah... which in academic psychological circles, coincides directly with a recent Canadian study where an insane group of study people from Canada, when sexually stimulated by headless women with erect nipples, found their desire for sex with oneself, not with a partner, abruptly ended the study and everyone was sent home.

"This study shows that men are more likely to do things for sexualized women"

NSS

Despite being show headless women with erect nipple, Canadian men chose to have sex with themselves...

huh huh huh huh you said "Nipples" huh huh huh huh

After completing this study, researchers are now requesting funding to determine whether water is wet.

I never knew the erect nipples could be a problem but I'll be glad to do my part to make this world nipple-safe.

Is it cold in here, or is it you?

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