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August 01, 2021

PIGS MAKE RULES?

Bacon may disappear in California as pig rules take effect

(Thanks to Ranald Adams and Le Petomane)

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The Apocalypse is nigh!

The first rule about pig rules is: YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT PIG RULES!!

The political establishment always protects its own.

Not to worry, soon the Californicators will be making bacon out of mj stems & kale.

Speaking of San Francisco... the city is so littered with human waste that the locals are trying to make it appear chic to smell that way. Cartier's on Nob Hill just introduced a new fragrance called Chanel Number 2.

Haven't any of the California legislature ever seen the movie: "A Bridge Too Far?" They could experience a revolt over this "One Law too many." Taking away people rights to bacon will not go down well.

Sounds like the legislators went hog wild.

This could be the end of the California porn industry.

"SOME PIG" E.B. White.

I guess if the (actual) pigs were making rules, bacon would be mentioned prominently. Having your butt smoked and sliced doesn't really seem like a respectful sendoff.

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