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August 30, 2021

NOW IT'S SERIOUS

Heatwave and lack of water stops Scots whisky production

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

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Not to worry, this is why we advised all of our dues paying members to be proactive & fill their bathtubs full of grapes back in June.

Time to start panic purchasing, along with milk and TP

Scotty to Captain Kirk:

"Captain, this is a disaster of the first order, what can we do to save these poor people?"

"Scotty, there is nothing we can do under the Prime Directive except to help them prioritize. They must stop using water for any purpose and distill only scotch whisky until they get through this crisis."

"Captain, you are a true leader and a man after me own heart."

And the Starship Enterprise completes another successful humanitarian mission.

How are we supposed to stay hydrated?

Whiskey Girl

Heat Wave!

Linda Ronstadt's cover of the Martha and the Vandellas version.

PNR - Thanks, that was refreshing!

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