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August 25, 2021

NOPE

This Dining Table Has a Hole For Your Cat To Peak Through And Join You For Dinner

(Thanks to John Lobert)

"Peak?"

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Also useful for pranks at Thanksgiving

Great, now my cat is piqued that I won't buy this table.

And to think for all these years I was putting an umbrella in mine.

And the cat's in the table and the silver spittoon
Little tom cat with his puss in the room
He'd grown up just like me
My cat was just like me

My cat doesn't need this. If he wants to join us for dinner, he's right there on the table.

Toxic toxoplasmosis from cats on the dining room table. Yum!

If you believe in forever
Then life is just a one-night stand
If there's a rock and roll heaven
Well you know they've got a hell of a band, band, band…

R.I.P. Charlie Watts. Get off his cloud!!!

@cfjk - why would you put an umbrella in your cat?

@Loco

cfjk doesn't want a wet pussy.

Who doesn't like a wet, shady, pussy

A friend claims his cat one night got into his stash of Mary Jane and catnip that were stored together. That cat got so high it didn't peak for two days.

*waves lighter in man tom's and pharmaross's general (not major) directions*

I still miss Harry Chapin.

Great songs, thanks for the wonderful and most welcome earworms!

Cat's in the Cradle, 1974. The King, four years earlier.

Vaguely remember this tune, whatever it's about.

So if the cat is looking up through the hole at you, it is 'peeking'.

If the cat jumps up through the hole onto the table, it is 'peaking'.

If you try to grab the cat off the table and miss as it retreats down the hole, it is referred to as a 'Peking Duck'.

Purr-fect Tune

Year of the Cat, 1976. Was a time in life when I learned the only way I was going to get any 'cat' was if I paid for it or if it was willed to me.

man tom
If there's a will, there's a way.

I'm still mourning the loss of my 24-year-old cat Sheba. She was a good little girl.

A few more late night Stones tunes with Charlie beating the skins.

Start Me Up

Jumpin' Jack Flash

Honky Tonk Women

Satisfaction

Midnight Rambler

Dead Flowers

Can't You Hear Me Knockin'

Gimme Shelter

Wild Horses

Let it Bleed

Sympathy For the Devil

You Can't Always Get What You Want

Street Fighting Man

Under My Thumb

It's All Over Now

Hang Fire

He's doin' it again

Who doesn't listen

Far Away Eyes

Great article:

https://www.denofgeek.com/culture/how-charlie-watts-defined-the-rolling-stones-sound-music/

Great play list man tom. Thank you.

A couple of the Motor City radio stations that blasted rock anthems over the years...

WRIF 101 FM DETROIT

CKLW THE BIG 8 AM WINDSOR/DETROIT MONTAGE

Thanks for the memories, man tom. I grew up listening to good rock and roll on my Japanese transistor radio. Mainly, it was station KOMA in Oklahoma City and The Night Creature Feature.

KOMA

My new favorite funny website: Gallery of Really Seductive Radishes

I saw Really Seductive Radishes open for Korn.

@PirateBoy

Kinda makes a farm boy want to go out to the back 40 and beet-off.

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