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Canadians are having more sex during the pandemic, unless they’re living with their partners
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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Canadians are having more sex during the pandemic, unless they’re living with their partners
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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On the plus side, this is why one seldom finds a glory-hole in one's private abode.
Posted by: Brought to you by: The Great White North | August 30, 2021 at 01:05 PM
Sexy Canadians
Posted by: pharmaross | August 30, 2021 at 01:16 PM
"Every article you read here is written by university scholars and researchers with deep expertise in their subjects, sharing their knowledge in their own words."
Findings:
Canadians are having more sex during the pandemic, unless they’re living with their partners.
University Scholar Reason/Conclusion:
I wouldn't have sex with her with your *expletive*.
Posted by: man tom | August 30, 2021 at 01:34 PM
Canadians are having sex?
Are you sure this isn't fake news?
Posted by: The Fourth George | August 30, 2021 at 04:11 PM
So to extrapulate, deduce, and infer from the headline...
Canadians are more promiscuous and committing more infidelity during the pandemic
and/or
Canadians are exercising more self gratification during the pandemic!
O Canada!
Our home and native land,
True patriot love,
in all our hands command.
With glowing hearts we make it rise, the True North long and free!
O Canada! O Canada! We get it on for thee!!!
Ooooh Canada! Yes! Yes! Yes!
🇨🇦!!!
Posted by: pharmaross | August 30, 2021 at 05:23 PM
Damn spell-check auto-correct.
Should be...
So to 'extrapolate'...
Posted by: pharmaross (former English major) | August 30, 2021 at 05:36 PM
"In direct contrast to the early media predictions about skyrocketing rates of sex between couples, our data found that pandemic stress actually drove up desire for sex with oneself, not with a partner."
Conclusion.
Posted by: man tom | August 30, 2021 at 05:46 PM
I can articulate both the British and American English pronunciations of this hot button word
Which makes me a cunning linguist!
Posted by: pharmaross | August 30, 2021 at 06:15 PM
It depends on your definition of Canadian sex. Sometimes, the road to sex takes rather odd and unexpected twists, especially among lumberjacks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU58nI0Ts
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Posted by: Al Prazolam | August 31, 2021 at 07:44 AM
By "HUH", you probably meant "EH".
Posted by: The Real Barry | September 02, 2021 at 09:50 AM