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August 31, 2021

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Ireland under attack from sex-crazed spiders 'the size of your hand'

(Thanks to Ralph)

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In order to avoid a mistaken Black Widow bite, I would recommend using your hand instead.

One of the problems of being a guy spider is when they mate with a female, the female usually eats them. Spiders may be the only species where it's the male who says: "Not tonight, dear, I have a headache.

I don't understand why, but it kinda makes my nipples hard, too.

Sex-crazed Spiders opened for David Bowie.

I didn't realize Australia moved to the northern hemisphere.

It's time to bring the snakes back to Ireland.

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