DRUNKEN ELEPHANT-DRIVERS CONTINUE TO BE WELCOME ON THE STREETS OF MIAMI
Sri Lanka bans 'drunk driving' of elephants in new protection law
(Thanks to Ralph)
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Drunk on elephant to police officer:
"Ossifer, sir, this ellifant's not drunk an' it knows where I live. I got friends in Texas who tell me horses taking people home from saloons is legal, so what's the problem here?"
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 22, 2021 at 10:32 AM
Are the elephants drunk or the drivers? Personally, just dying to watch the first live helicopter video police chase.
Posted by: cfjk | August 22, 2021 at 10:33 AM
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that little thing?
Posted by: pharmaross | August 22, 2021 at 10:59 AM
" Logging elephants cannot be worked for more than four hours a day..."
Elephant standing up on workbench with sign: " Union !"
Posted by: Clankie | August 22, 2021 at 04:27 PM
Pretty sure this is a constitutionally protected activity.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | August 23, 2021 at 02:24 PM