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August 22, 2021

DRUNKEN ELEPHANT-DRIVERS CONTINUE TO BE WELCOME ON THE STREETS OF MIAMI

Sri Lanka bans 'drunk driving' of elephants in new protection law

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Drunk on elephant to police officer:
"Ossifer, sir, this ellifant's not drunk an' it knows where I live. I got friends in Texas who tell me horses taking people home from saloons is legal, so what's the problem here?"

Are the elephants drunk or the drivers? Personally, just dying to watch the first live helicopter video police chase.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that little thing?

" Logging elephants cannot be worked for more than four hours a day..."

Elephant standing up on workbench with sign: " Union !"

Pretty sure this is a constitutionally protected activity.

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