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August 28, 2021


Female octopuses throw things at males that are harassing them

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)


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And all the male octopi are thinking: "That's SO hot!"

Anyone who has spent time in a Texas roadhouse on a weekend night will easily understand the female octopus behavior. However, roses and candy aren't available to octopi, so we must give them a break. Drunks in a roadhouse, maybe not so much.

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Kinda reminds me of Lorena Bobbett.

We need a restraining order preventing humans within 500 feet of female octopi.
Reason: Humans are a bad influence and prone to violence.

There's no denying that male octopi have superior reach around sexual skills.

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NurseCindy has been throwing things at Jeff and I for nearly 20 years here. However, I doubt she has more than two arms, and no tentacles.

"So that's a definite "NO" then?", he asked.

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