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August 02, 2021

AND IN SPORTS

Gardner Minshew Is Refusing To Poop Before His QB Battle With Trevor Lawrence

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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He's definitely aiming for a Super Bowel game this season.

That's sounds more like a winning strategy for someone who desires to become a tight end, but to be on the safe side, he should consider a brown pants back-up strategy.

He should be playing for the Cleveland Browns cuz he needs to GO again!

This could be a serious mistake on Gardner's part as Trevor will know his opponent is full of it before the game even starts.

God help us all if he takes such a hard hit that it knocks the, well, you know.

So, basically, he's full of it.

That’s taking one for the team!

Or maybe not taking a two.

After reading that, it should surprise no one that one of the many, many anagrams for "Gardner Minshew" is "Mr Danger Whines."

Well, there goes the most exciting part of football.

What does the rule book say about this, loss of down, yardage penalty, back to the line of scrimmage, loss of ball control, ejection from the game, forfeit the game, league fines and a talking down from the commissioner?

He put a cork in it?

Three yards and a cloud of WHAT?

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