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August 27, 2021

ALL WE KNOW AT THIS POINT IS THAT IS HAS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Mystery ‘jellyfish-shaped object’ filmed ‘entering Earth’s atmosphere’ by stunned Russians

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Update: 'UFO' seen on Florida Turnpike turns heads

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Something Is Going On: Mystery object drops into Ti­tusville couple's yard

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

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I'm convinced. Send this photographer to Loch Ness to get some good snaps of Nessie.

Drop aspirin into a bottle of vodka. Film. Post on internet.

We're in a jam now...

Still, not bad camera work given that they were being tasered at the time.

Ve vere surveilling Moose & Squirrel when sneaky RCMP Sgt. Do-Right tased us from behind and Natasha gets loocky pic of yellyfish yust before hitting ground.

I never realized Russians were so easily stunned. I'm sure the Roswell, New Mexico space aliens can clear this up--once they stop laughing.

It's a bird, it's a plane, no...it's uhhh?

Of for hecks sake. It's a rocket launch. Yeesh.

This is what happens when you splice a fat gene to a sperm sample on the International Space Station.

Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. And please watch over and protect the Hillary Rodham Clinton Presidential Library.

Amen.

Fat Jean

She's a bariatric nurse from North Carolina.

A Snack For The North Carolina Nurse

OK, who was playing the the Genesis Device again?

Dave, please consider banning those who are apparently here to create anger and political strife on this family-oriented blog?

We don't need these kind of trolls.

The Roswell, NM space aliens showed up in the Geezer Acres clubhouse to drink some beer and cleared these mysteries up. The 'jellyfish cloud' was actually a cloud that happened to look like a jellyfish. They added any stunned humans can sacrifice a goat and it will go away.

The turnpike UFO was a prototype of a flying car that never took off, so to speak.

The round metallic object that fell to earth is worrisome. They advise, subject to tests, to keep it stored at a temperature of below freezing since it could hatch out something we really don't want hatched.

@Pirateboy

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"Hoover": Is that really the best you can do? What a sad little man you must be.

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