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Mystery ‘jellyfish-shaped object’ filmed ‘entering Earth’s atmosphere’ by stunned Russians
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Update: 'UFO' seen on Florida Turnpike turns heads
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Something Is Going On: Mystery object drops into Titusville couple's yard
(Thanks to Nancy Gill)
I'm convinced. Send this photographer to Loch Ness to get some good snaps of Nessie.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | August 27, 2021 at 10:40 AM
Drop aspirin into a bottle of vodka. Film. Post on internet.
Posted by: Clankie | August 27, 2021 at 10:43 AM
We're in a jam now...
Posted by: JG | August 27, 2021 at 10:45 AM
Still, not bad camera work given that they were being tasered at the time.
Posted by: cfjk | August 27, 2021 at 10:49 AM
Ve vere surveilling Moose & Squirrel when sneaky RCMP Sgt. Do-Right tased us from behind and Natasha gets loocky pic of yellyfish yust before hitting ground.
Posted by: Boris Badenov | August 27, 2021 at 10:57 AM
I never realized Russians were so easily stunned. I'm sure the Roswell, New Mexico space aliens can clear this up--once they stop laughing.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 27, 2021 at 10:59 AM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no...it's uhhh?
Posted by: man tom | August 27, 2021 at 11:33 AM
Of for hecks sake. It's a rocket launch. Yeesh.
Posted by: wiredog | August 27, 2021 at 11:36 AM
This is what happens when you splice a fat gene to a sperm sample on the International Space Station.
Posted by: pharmaross | August 27, 2021 at 11:41 AM
Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. And please watch over and protect the Hillary Rodham Clinton Presidential Library.
Amen.
Posted by: man tom | August 27, 2021 at 12:15 PM
Fat Jean
She's a bariatric nurse from North Carolina.
Posted by: pharmaross | August 27, 2021 at 12:34 PM
A Snack For The North Carolina Nurse
Posted by: QAnon (NOT pharmaross) | August 27, 2021 at 12:53 PM
OK, who was playing the the Genesis Device again?
Posted by: Lt. Spock | August 27, 2021 at 06:42 PM
Dave, please consider banning those who are apparently here to create anger and political strife on this family-oriented blog?
We don't need these kind of trolls.
Posted by: PirateBoy, of the NC Fanclub | August 27, 2021 at 06:45 PM
The Roswell, NM space aliens showed up in the Geezer Acres clubhouse to drink some beer and cleared these mysteries up. The 'jellyfish cloud' was actually a cloud that happened to look like a jellyfish. They added any stunned humans can sacrifice a goat and it will go away.
The turnpike UFO was a prototype of a flying car that never took off, so to speak.
The round metallic object that fell to earth is worrisome. They advise, subject to tests, to keep it stored at a temperature of below freezing since it could hatch out something we really don't want hatched.
Posted by: Le Petomane | August 27, 2021 at 07:28 PM
@Pirateboy
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Posted by: Hoover | August 27, 2021 at 09:48 PM
"Hoover": Is that really the best you can do? What a sad little man you must be.
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 27, 2021 at 10:42 PM
@PirateBoy
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Posted by: Bluto | August 27, 2021 at 11:02 PM