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August 04, 2021

OLYMPICS UPDATE

According to Reuters, a life-sized emu and kangaroo — the Australian team’s mascots — also temporarily disappeared from the Australian team’s accommodation, but were later found in the area where the German team is staying.

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Men who ejaculate at least 21 times a month slash their risk of prostate cancer by A THIRD, Harvard study finds

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "Men have been begging women for help in this department for years, now we have a Harvard study to prove we need this assistance.")

AND IN SPORTS

Cat runs onto field at Yankee Stadium

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "The only Yankee I could ever cheer for.")

DID THEY CHECK UNDER THE SOFA CUSHIONS?

Bolivia’s second-largest lake disappears

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.

Airborne turtle survives crash through windshield on Florida highway

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

OUT OF THE WATER, MEN

Environmental scientist warns that pollution is causing penises to shrink

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

 
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