WE WELCOME THEM WITH OPEN, UM, ARMS
Freaky ‘Penis Snakes’ Have Finally Made It to the U.S., and of Course They Chose Florida
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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July 29, 2021
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Posted by: pharmaross | July 29, 2021 at 10:23 AM
Florida residents should count their blessings. If the penis snakes were Australian, they would be venomous.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 29, 2021 at 10:49 AM
On the plus side, at least they're not double ended.
Posted by: cfjk | July 29, 2021 at 11:11 AM
I don't know if Florida has budgetary problems, but if so, I know how to solve them.
Build a fence along the state line with a gate at all the usual entry points. Put up a sign that says "Florida Zoo, the world's largest and most diverse". Then charge $20 admission to everyone who enters.
Cheaper than Disney, and the state turns a huge surplus.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | July 29, 2021 at 11:23 AM
So-named because, despite having what appears to be a fully-functional brain, the creator is driven entirely by sensory impulse.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | July 29, 2021 at 12:07 PM
^ *creature
Posted by: Stixnstonz | July 29, 2021 at 12:09 PM
We can only hope that they don't find any Vagina Mollusks.
Posted by: Name withheld to protect you | July 29, 2021 at 01:39 PM
"C-4 canal"? is that what they're calling them now?
Posted by: vaporsmith | July 29, 2021 at 02:56 PM
Alien invaders? Build a wall!
Posted by: Ralph | July 29, 2021 at 06:18 PM
vaporsmith--Nurse Cindy could elaborate, but how a penis snake got in someone's C4 vertebrae "canal" is a mystery to me. In any case, it sounds serious.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 29, 2021 at 06:19 PM
Le Petomane, they probably sat on it. That's what all my patients who had mag light stuck up there told me.
It has to be said:
The Freaky Penis Snakes wbagnfarb.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2021 at 06:32 PM