TOTALLY JUSTIFIED
Yakima man shoots fridge after soda can explodes
(Thanks to B'game)
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July 28, 2021
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That'll teach it! Now it knows who's the boss.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2021 at 03:39 PM
In his defense, it's quite possible that he recently moved from Florida where such occurrences are considered self-defense,
Posted by: cfjk | July 28, 2021 at 04:20 PM
Police recording of the refrigerator shooting suspect arrest. The police officer wrote he was 'possibly under the influence of an intoxicating substance.' Good call.
"Ossifer, it was a clear case of, y'know, of defendin' muhself. That refer--uh--rfigerr--Frigger--cold thingie shot first an'uh--where's muh gun? hold my beer, I'm gonna loose a taco."
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 28, 2021 at 06:51 PM
Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My TV is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via Siri! I love the future!
Programmers / Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a refrigerator from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes a noise I don't recognize.
Posted by: wiredog | July 29, 2021 at 05:58 AM