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If this had happened in CA, feel free to poo on the lawn while trying to get her back.
Posted by: man tom | July 29, 2021 at 09:20 AM
Dude: fashion tip. You need heels with that dress. Also, lose the beard.
nursecindy told me
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2021 at 09:33 AM
I believe that's better known as the "Florida Man triathlon".
Posted by: cfjk | July 29, 2021 at 11:04 AM
Things like this happens in Flathead County so often they don't make the news.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | July 29, 2021 at 11:06 AM
I'll bet Washington homeowners are not comforted to know that knocking down a house on purpose is not considered a "serious felony".
Posted by: Rod Nunley | July 29, 2021 at 11:14 AM
He should've driven an 18-wheeler like this guy...
Posted by: pharmaross | July 29, 2021 at 12:03 PM
@pharmaross— a big thanks for that link. It’s hilarious.
Posted by: Math-Yoda | July 29, 2021 at 01:22 PM
So true Jeff. Plus yellow is definitely not his color. Just because you're a nut doesn't mean you can't be fashionable.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2021 at 02:59 PM
Maxwell Klinger would never wear an ensemble like that.
Posted by: MOTW | July 29, 2021 at 03:53 PM
Sounds to me like he's "estranged", iykwim.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | July 29, 2021 at 06:05 PM