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July 04, 2021

‘PRETENDING TO BE A FIREWORK IS ALSO GOING TO RUN AFOUL OF OUR NOISE ORDINANCE’

Cape Coral man wakes neighbors by screaming & pretending to be a firework

(Thanks to Ralph)

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This one way to have a safe & insane 4th...

Unfortunately, this type of behavior is not limited to just the Fourth of July.

San Fran's Street Crisis Response Team.

Objective: Respond to mental health and addiction-related 911 calls.

Florida, you need one.

My neighbors 'entrained' us with firecrackers for four hours. That was yesterday, tonight will be the grand finale,
Maybe the police will join the 'fun'.

The American eqivalent of torching off your farts on Guy Fawkes night.

Blow Me Up

Bah. Katy Parry sang this song years ago. Remember "Baby, I'm a firework"?

I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it.

How are women similar to fireworks?
They're fun to watch from a distance, dangerous up close, and can be ignited by the smallest spark.

July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun.
On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.

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