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July 21, 2021

ON I-95 THIS IS ACTUALLY AN IMPROVEMENT

Dump truck crash spills cow poop onto Florida highway

(Thanks to Bob Brogan and Ralph)

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That's one way to repave the roads...

I hate manure!

That's like a whole shitload of cow gossip, man.

A motorist drives by with his two children heading for the zoo.

"What's that smell? And hey, what's that splattered all over the window?"

He turns on the wipers and continues on to the zoo. The kids ask, "daddy, what was that?"

Dad explains, "I'll explain later, right now just be happy the windows stopped it from hitting you in the face, lets go have a good time."

Ok Daddy, "can I pet the donkey?"

Half an hour later at the zoo.

*Please make your comments limited to time spent at the zoo.

In Oklahoma, this is called "repaving".

It should have happened in Tallahassee. They dump enough of that in South Florida.

A song for you... Poopsie

Was the truck heading south from Washington, D.C.?

In New Mexico the manure trucking company would bill the State Highway Department for fertilizing the shoulder of the road.

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