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"After reportedly getting a search warrant," Well did they have a warrant or not?
Posted by: Name withheld to protect you | July 08, 2021 at 09:22 AM
"The alleged car thief continued to use the vehicle to make his way through security gates, stopping by Hibbett Sports and Kay Jewelers. "
Anybody else smellin' romance in the air on this one? Blogettes, we'll keep you up to date on his marital status.
Posted by: padraig | July 08, 2021 at 09:45 AM
An ENTIRE drive-thru mall! Thiw could be the break-through concept that revives malls across the nation. So what if there's a few snakes there, just run them over. Have they checked the carpet outlets for the python?
Posted by: cfjk | July 08, 2021 at 09:53 AM
It's obvious. The snake was looking for a toilet.
Posted by: Steverino | July 08, 2021 at 09:56 AM
"Pythons slowly squeeze their prey to death before swallowing them. Cara was described as “very sweet” by her handlers, who released a photo of the animal."
I'd hate to meet a "mean" python.
Posted by: LeDud | July 08, 2021 at 10:05 AM
"Friendly snake" and "Military intelligence" are both classic examples of oxymorons in my book.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 08, 2021 at 11:00 AM
Shop til you drop.
Posted by: pharmaross | July 08, 2021 at 11:36 AM
This is just great. I shop at the "drive-thru" mall. So now I not only will have to keep dodging the mall walkers, I'm going to have to look out for cars too.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 08, 2021 at 11:57 AM
The snake has been found. It was resting, apparently tired after its mall crawl.
Posted by: Ralph | July 08, 2021 at 12:27 PM
Been there. Done that. Made a movie.
Posted by: Elwood Blues | July 08, 2021 at 01:44 PM