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I guess someone was visiting from Flathead county
Posted by: Jg | July 31, 2021 at 09:33 AM
SCHP listed the cause of death as "accidental spatchcocking".
Posted by: cfjk | July 31, 2021 at 10:12 AM
"He's not dead, he's resting!"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 31, 2021 at 10:15 AM
There has to be some weird looking denizens in the Columbia, S.C. area when the police mistake a pile of chicken poop or whatever for a person.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 31, 2021 at 10:46 AM
The FIB investigated and declared it a chopped suey-cide.
Posted by: cfjk | July 31, 2021 at 01:19 PM
There are lots of trucks around Columbia carrying crates of live chickens bound for the processing plant. Did live chickens fall in the road and get squashed by traffic? If so, weren’t the feathers a clue? I can’t figure this one out.
Posted by: Math-Yoda | July 31, 2021 at 02:42 PM
Maybe because too many were trying to cross the road at the same time. If the spill were chicken poop maybe they were trying to get to the other slide.
Posted by: anthony stewart | July 31, 2021 at 05:50 PM