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July 26, 2021

‘CHASE YOUR DREAMS’

The Flagler County Sheriff's Office said a strange vessel washed ashore on Saturday morning. It turned out to be a Central Florida man who was ‘walking on water’ for charity. 

(Thanks to Dave N.)

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He has a woman on board the entire time. Walking on water, sure He is. Dream on.

Some Cubans might be interested in giving his contraption a try.

Wait up, Jesus, Florida Man wants to walk with you! He should just wind bubble wrap around his feet as a test of his faith.

Florida Man was never in much danger of drowning, no matter what happened with his 'water walker' contraption. He has enough bubbles in his brain to stay afloat.

Propel, propel, propel your craft
Through the liquid solution,
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a delusion.

So he's raising money for police and fire departments, and in return they have to keep rescuing him?

Are we sure this isn't just a novel way to smuggle drugs?

Don't come a-knockin if this boats a-rockin!!!

Don't mock him: he made it to "the coast of Jupiter"! Keep your bathing suit on: his next stop is Uranus.

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