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Why would anyone living in Australia leave their window open?
Posted by: MOTW | July 28, 2021 at 09:55 AM
It was probably looking for the toilet.
Posted by: cfjk | July 28, 2021 at 10:38 AM
When we lived on a ranch in N/E New Mexico, we had a huge, well over 6 ft. (I never measured it) gopher snake that loved to lounge around the house. That harmless snake took a liking to sunning himself by stretching out along the front door. We took "Julius Squeezer" as we started calling him, for granted until that fateful day two Jehovah's Witnesses decided to knock on the front door and disturbed Julius's sunbath.
After this fun incident, we adopted that snake as a permanent pet. Also, aside of never seeing another Jehovah's Witness, we never had any mouse or rat problems.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 28, 2021 at 11:30 AM
MOTW, that was my first question too.
I don't care how big or mean that python looked. Somebody would have cleaned up his mess before they took him off.
Bad snake! Bad!
Posted by: nursecindy | July 28, 2021 at 12:05 PM
I think Havoc Wreaking Pythons opened for Whitesnake. Heck of a show!
Posted by: RochPete | July 28, 2021 at 01:08 PM
I've never used "wreak". At first I RPete meant "wreck", or "Reek" but I checked "wreak" out and it fit perfectly. Actually I kinda like "Reeking Pythons" as a band name.
Posted by: LeDud | July 28, 2021 at 02:00 PM
๐ Crossin' the threshold late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the little bud vase
The skunk got caught and was soon displaced
๐ โฆ You got your
Scrub snake in the middle of the house
Scrub snake in the middle of the house
Scrub snake in the middle of the house
Wreakin' to high heaven ๐
Posted by: MOTW | July 28, 2021 at 03:14 PM
Cry "Havoc," and let slip the snake decor.
Posted by: Ralph | July 28, 2021 at 04:17 PM
Good thing it was only a "scrub" instead of one of the "All-Star" pythons.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | July 28, 2021 at 05:08 PM