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July 23, 2021

THEY WERE RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING GIANT, BUT VALID, FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

US border agents seize 15 giant snails

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "They didn't get far on foot.")

NO S**T, SIR

Driver tells cops: ‘Man I’m drunk’ after falling asleep in Taco Bell drive-thru

(Thanks to Geoff Scott)

PUBLISHING AN OPINION ESSAY?

Be sure you proofread the headline.

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Sometimes I get chafed on my Schwinn.")

SEND THIS RAT TO WASHINGTON

Watch the moment a rat disturbs parliament in Andalucia

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Ralph)

NO DOUBT FOR A PARTY AT CHUCK E. CHEESE’S

Maine drug agents seize cocaine disguised as cake

(Thanks to pharmaross)

STILL NO FLYING CAR, BUT…

This Golden Bathtub Rolls Itself Onto The Balcony

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN SPORTS

Large man makes a nice block on Ripple the dog.

(Thanks to Gary)

 
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