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July 20, 2021

LONG ISLAND: THE LAST FRONTIER

Runaway bull shuts down Long Island highway, still on the loose

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

AND THIS IS BAD BECAUSE...

Taco Bell is facing a food shortage

(Thanks to Static Joeage)

APPARENTLY THEY DON'T HAVE TINDER

Terrifying video shows ‘tornadoes’ of sex-starved mosquitoes blotting out the sun as millions of insects hunt mate

(Thanks to Michael Parry, who says "I saw SSM open for Sex Pistols.")

WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE BILL OF RIGHTS

Florida man banned from playing tuba on beach

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CSI: SANDWICH

Boy Ding Dong Ditches Girl's Home, Leaves Cheese

(Thanks to Ralph)

DIDN'T THEY DO 'DON'T FEAR THE REAPER?'

Tokyo Olympics: 'Plague of oysters' threatens key venue

(Thanks to Ralph)

A SERVICE CHARGE WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY ADDED

GRAZING COW CASUALLY PEES ON RESTAURANT’S DINING PATIO

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "You know who put the cow up to it.")

 
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