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July 19, 2021

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Two arrested after three shot, stabbed with swords at recent Sutter County pigeon race

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

WE'RE SUPPOSE TO BELIEVE THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT

Robots Collide, Causing Fire at Online-Only Grocer in UK

(Thanks to wiredog)

THINK YOU'RE HAVING A STRESSFUL DAY?

Watch this.

Advisory: Totally justified bad word at end.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WHERE THE HELL IS THE SO-CALLED 'DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY'?

American kids binge-watch Peppa Pig and 'start speaking in British accents'

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "We fought a revolution for nothing.")

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Man Allegedly Stole Girlfriend's Ring to Buy Her ... an Engagement Ring

(Thanks to bayou girl, who says "Louisiana men are about to overtake Florida men.")

MUCH AS WE HATE TO ADMIT IT, THIS IS A GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND

Untimely Squirrel

(Thanks to wiredog, who asks "Is there such a thing as a timely squirrel?")

A LOT OF US MUST BE ABOVE-AVERAGE PARENTS

Average parent wastes nearly 4,000 hours of life mired in ‘brain fog’

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

NEW HAMPSHIRE: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

World's biggest bottle of soap visits Manchester

(Thanks to John Lobert)

FLYING CARS

We're making progress.

No doubt taking a shortcut to Florida.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

NEVER GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT THEM

Potato chips and (we assume duct) tape.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

GET BACK TO US WHEN THEY CAN FLY

Future Jeeps will be able to drive underwater, CEO says

(Thanks to coscolo)

 
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