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July 18, 2021

JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE, THEY TASED IT ANYWAY

Scots cop called officers for help after being pursued by drone but dot in sky was actually Jupiter

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Skokie Walmart Evacuated Due To Toilet Paper Display Fire

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert)

AT THIS POINT ALL WE KNOW IS THAT THEY CAN LEGALLY DRIVE IN FLORIDA

Mysterious DNA sequences, known as ‘Borgs,’ recovered from California mud

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT'S A NATURAL DEFENSE

Seal Sneezes Sound Like Farts

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE DRUNK INDIAN BUFFALOS

Acid shooting land lobsters have been found in the Big Bend National Park in West Texas.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

WE’RE GONNA NEED MORE SUNSCREEN

Extremely sunburned ‘hellboy’ goes viral in stingray video

(Thanks to Ralph)

TENSION MOUNTS IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

11:01 a.m. A man was playing air golf. 

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

IT WAS OK, BECAUSE BOTH SHE AND GOD HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS’ LICENSES

Woman lets ‘God take the wheel’ as a test of faith in Beachwood high-speed crash

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE SAW D.I.B. OPEN FOR R.E.M.

Drunk Indian buffaloes blow cover on contraband booze

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

AND IN SPORTS

Golfer's Awful Drive Kills A Seagull

(Thanks to John Lobert)

 
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