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July 15, 2021

AND IN SPORTS

Giannis Antetokounmpo’s early NBA Finals benchings are because he has to ‘tinkle’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE URGE EVERYONE TO COME UP WITH A BETTER TERM FOR 'SCIENTISTS'

Scientists urge encounters with sharks to be called ‘bites’ not ‘attacks’

(Thanks to Nancy Gill and Staticjoeage)

AND NOW IT CAN DRIVE LEGALLY IN FLORIDA

Monkey swipes wine from liquor store, gets drunk

(Thanks to DaninDallas and pharmaross)

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE NEWS COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE

Clippy returns - as an emoji

O THE HUMANITY

Truck carrying 10 tons of ramen noodles crashes into Arkansas lake

(Thanks to many people)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR PHISH

Salmon On Coke

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SPORTS UPDATE

Dusty "The Wildman" Crum is leading the Florida Python Challenge with a 16-footer.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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