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July 14, 2021

'SOMEONE NEEDS TO LOSE THEIR JOB OVER THIS'

A library has apologised after a dildo-wearing man in a rainbow-coloured monkey suit was booked for a children’s reading event.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FREMONT CRIME REPORT

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Fremont Crime Report.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE'D BE THRILLED IF THE IRS THOUGHT WE WERE DEAD

New Jersey Woman Locked In 7-Year Battle With IRS To Prove She Is, Indeed, Alive

(Thanks to pharmaross)

OTHER THAN THAT, A ROUTINE SHIFT

Taco Bell employees set off fireworks inside restaurant, cause fire after accidentally locking themselves out

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO DIET WHEN...

Crews rescue naked woman wedged between 2 buildings in Santa Ana

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THESE ROBOTS TODAY

Humanoid Robot Keeps Getting Fired From His Jobs

(Thanks to ImNotDave and Allen at Division)

CSI: NYC

The owner of a Chinese restaurant in New York City’s Chelsea neighborhood posted a video he said showed two women breaking into his kitchen and trying — but failing — to whip up dumplings

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Dave N.)

'JENNINGS LATER WROTE ON FACEBOOK THAT JUMPING WAS A BAD DECISION'

Louisiana man arrested after jumping into river from interstate bridge while stranded in traffic

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

THE IMPORTANT THING IS, HE WON THE ARGUMENT

A Bedford County man who shot two family members after an argument over the merits of Ford versus Chevrolet in 2019 was sentenced Friday to a year behind bars.

(Thanks to J Key)

This story reminds this blog of the 1960s at Pleasantville (N.Y.) High School, where you had Ford guys, whose battle cry was “FoMoCo,” and Chevy guys, who responded — this was considered very clever — “FoNoGo.” There were also some Chrysler guys — “MoPar” — but they were peripheral to the real debate.

SLEEP TIGHT!

Augusta family discovers 18 snakes underneath bed

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IT GOT THE GUN FROM THE SQUIRRELS

The Minnesota Department of Natural Resources (DNR) reports that conservation officer Mary Manning recently took a report of an armed bear on the loose in the BWCA.

(Thanks to Ralph)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Married mother-of-two, 48, claims she makes $4,200 A MONTH by selling videos of herself FARTING online

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “Still hope for dads.”)

 
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