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July 13, 2021

IN FACT THE BAG CONTAINED HIS CPAP MACHINE

A 74-year-old man shut down the Fort Lauderdale Airport on Saturday when he told an Air Canada agent he had a bomb in his bag after learning that he would have to pay for his carry-on item.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR

The proceedings on Tuesday in Wilmington, Delaware were dramatically interrupted when an unidentified lawyer for the plaintiffs vomited in the jury box

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

CSI: TEL AVIV

Dog owners in Tel Aviv will now have to provide DNA samples for their dogs upon receiving or renewing their dog ownership licenses, in an effort to fight against the issue of dog feces in the street not being picked up by owners.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

IT'S VEGAN, DUDE

Drug-dealers are targeting middle-class users with 'ethically sourced' cocaine for £200 a gram to 'suit their vegan, organic' lifestyle

(Thanks to Roberto)

ATTENTION, HIGH ROLLERS

Goat lottery planned to protect Hawaii historic park

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT LEFT BECAUSE AUSTRALIA WAS TOO DANGEROUS

Fossil reveals giant underwater killing machine that once called outback Australia home

(Thanks to Ralph)

WORK AROUND CRANES?

Don’t do this.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

EVERYONE NEEDS A HOBBY

Finland Is Painting Deer Antlers With Reflective Paint

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULDN’T GET ANY WORSE

Now football-size goldfish are taking over.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and Steve K.)

 
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