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July 10, 2021

DO YOU SOMETIMES WONDER IF CARNIVAL RIDES ARE SAFE?

If so, you probably should not watch this.

(Thanks to Steve K.)

AND IN SPORTS

Huddersfield’s Edwards gets 10-match ban for inserting finger into opponent

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHAT?

Mass Effect modder reluctantly returns missing butts to Legendary Edition

(Thanks to Roberto, who says "No, I have no idea what it means.")

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Muskegon man finds 158 buried bowling balls during home renovation

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'A SAFETY CONCERN'

3,000 pairs of illegally imported false eyelashes seized by U.S. Customs at New Orleans airport

(Thanks to ImNotDave)

AND THE ROCKETS' RED GLAOWWWWWW

Man severely injured after trying to launch firework from his groin, Pocono cops say

(Thanks to pharmaross and Craig Magee)

HEH HEH 'RISE'

Deer penis exports: The surprising rise of New Zealand's pizzle industry

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH

AI Controls Laser-Guided Robot Worms

(Thanks to Roberto, who says "I would prefer flying cars, but this is OK too.")

OF COURSE

A squirrel is to blame for last night’s downtown Bangor power outage

(Thanks to Daniel, who asks "Where do they get the wire cutters?)

WHEN PEOPLE ASK THIS BLOG WHERE TO GET TASTEFUL FLORIDA SOUVENIRS...

... this blog always responds: Any gas station near I-95. You will find everything you could ever want.

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