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July 08, 2021

THEREBY EARNING ITS ENTERNAL GRATITUDE

Reptile experts rescue monitor lizard with head stuck in toilet

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

A 12-foot Burmese python missing from a mall aquarium has been found

(Thanks to The Perts and EricY)

NO WORRIES: THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

An Entire Swarm of Black Holes Has Been Caught Moving Through The Milky Way

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

'Giant turd' closes first floor of House of Trembling Madness

We don't want to even think about the French alertness level.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

TO PROTECT AND SERVE. ALSO TO DELIVER.

Officer completes delivery after DoorDash driver was arrested

(Thanks to Dave N. who asks "Did the cop get a tip from the customer?")

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Italian farmers grow world’s biggest ever cherry

(Thanks to The Perts)

World's tallest sandcastle built in Denmark

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)

MEN: WANT TO LIVE LONGER?

No, you don’t.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

DUDE

More Than 373,000 Plants and $1 Billion Worth of Marijuana Seized in SoCal Desert

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HEADED TO THE MALL?

Watch out for cars. Also snakes.

(Thanks to nursecindy and Ralph)

 
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