Dave Barry's Blog

URGENT

How to Avoid Snakes Slithering Up Your Toilet

(Thanks to Bruce)

IT COULD BE A PLASTIC BAG FROM ANOTHER PLANET

Mum convinced she captured UFO on camera – but others say it’s a plastic bag

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "I'm convinced.")

'TO PROMOTE STEM EDUCATION'

A serial Guinness World Record breaker in Idaho reclaimed a title by balancing a garden hoe on his head for 2 hours, 36 minutes and 6 seconds.

(Thanks to Ralph)

THEY'VE STARTED ROBBING CONVENIENCE STORES

Methamphetamine in waterways may be turning trout into addicts

(Thanks to The Perts, Ralph and pharmaross)

UPDATE ON THE WORLDWIDE EPIDEMIC OF SNAKES IN APPLIANCES

Now they're in washing machines.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

EXPERTS AGREE THIS IS THE SAFEST PLACE

Man sets off fireworks in public restroom in Naples

(Thanks to pharmaross)

‘INCLUDING YOUR BOTTOM’

Woman told not to show her backside near windows of her home

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)